I will admit that I am prone to addiction, and it is easy as hell to get me on the hook: just write passages into your teleplay such as…
“Getting your asshole bleached would be much more fun than having him make up things about your life.”
“Now you’re giving me that look like I fingerbanged your cat.”
And my personal Season 1, Show 1 favourite:
“Father!” – “Daughter, what’s up?” – “Why is there a naked woman in your bedroom?” – “Stay here, I’ll take care of it.” – “She has no hair on her vagina, is she allright?” – “I’ll check.”
Thank God it’s only 12 shows in that first season, because I will have to watch all of it tomorrow!
