thomas4cinema

Maybe this is the perfect movie: 1 hour and 19 minute net of exactly what it promises in the title, Piranhas. Spring break setting allows for generous amounts of gratuitous nudity, piranha teeth allow for even more generous amounts of gory ways of eating away people. Doc Brown is in it and the guy from Jaws who by now should have understood that his fear of water is completely justified. And honestly, for the first time ever, I was sad that I did not see a film in 3D – the pleasure of the fish jumping out of the water, spitting body parts at you and the sheer amount of human and fish tissue being dispersed at high velocity makes this the first film to justify enduring the 3D glasses. Best film of 2010? Maybe not, but certainly one of the most entertaining!